Because I need to get that journal off my front page, here are a few quotes that are relivant to the internet. I honestly don't know where these origionally came from, so don't quote me on them.
EDIT: Added a few.

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"The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking."
— A. A. Milne

"We’ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true."
— Robert Wilensky

"Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it."
— Cale Yarborough (Hello, trolls.)

"Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self."
— Cyril Connolly

"The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity."
— Ellen Parr

"When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him."
— Thomas Szasz

"Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind."
- Terry Pratchett, in quite a few of his books.

"National borders aren't even speed bumps on the information superhighway."
- Tim May

"You can't take something off the Internet - it's like taking pee out of a pool."
- Author Unknown

"The Internet is the first thing that humanity has built that humanity doesn't understand, the largest experiment in anarchy that we have ever had."
- Eric Schmidt

"When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the World Wide Web.... Now even my cat has its own page."
- Bill Clinton, 1996

"It was a typical net.exercise - a screaming mob pounding on a greasy spot on the pavement, where used to lie the carcass of a dead horse."
- Author Unknown